Jamie N., TX
Being a CPA helps get people out of prickly situations without having to wear all the protective clothing.
Maggie G., CO
Though accountants don't make gold out of lead, their profession is truly golden. It's all the cash without the chemistry set.
Michael S., WA
When you're Circus Pony Acrobat, your life revolves around the three rings. But to us, the real CPA's, accounting is our LIFO!
Caroline S., TX
You can win $3,000 for
your school, too.
The idea: Come up with a "C-P-A" job that *isn't* Certified Public Accountant. An awful one. Write a description, submit it and see what the people think. (Our expert judges as well as site visitors get a say.) Winners get stuff like a laptop and money for their school. Plus we're turning the cream of the crop into an ad for our national campaign.