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Introducing The Clearly Pretty Awesome Winners


1st

place

Jamie N., TX

First Place - Celebrity Paparazzi Antagonist
 

2nd

place

Erica H., KY

Second Place - Country Pig Artist
 

3rd

place

Chief Porcupine Acupuncturist

Being a CPA helps get people out of prickly situations without having to wear all the protective clothing.

Maggie G., CO

 

4th

place

Clearly Perplexed Alchemist

Though accountants don't make gold out of lead, their profession is truly golden. It's all the cash without the chemistry set.

Michael S., WA

 

5th

place

Circus Pony Acrobat

When you're Circus Pony Acrobat, your life revolves around the three rings. But to us, the real CPA's, accounting is our LIFO!

Caroline S., TX

 

Sweetness.

You can win $3,000 for
your school, too.

The idea: Come up with a "C-P-A" job that *isn't* Certified Public Accountant. An awful one. Write a description, submit it and see what the people think. (Our expert judges as well as site visitors get a say.) Winners get stuff like a laptop and money for their school. Plus we're turning the cream of the crop into an ad for our national campaign.